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Best catches of IPL 2010

2010-04-02T04:21:00.000-07:00

Check out the video of the best catches of IPL 2010 so far ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0cHptssKis

Final Batsman ranking

2008-06-01T13:13:00.000-07:00

The final Ranking has seen Rajasthan Royals's Shaun Watson and Yusuf Pathan move into the top 5 with their performances in the semi finals and the finals respectively.

All the icon players with the exception of Sachin Tendulkar figure in the top 25 batsmen list.

Foreign Players
As many as 9 of the top 15 players in the ranking are foreign players, reflecting their importance in the IPL.
Another statistic reflecting the importance of foreign players is the fact that of the 16,809 runs scored in the IPL as many as 7788 runs (46.33%) runs were scored by foreigners. Compare this to the 36.36% of foreign players in a team. (4 out of 11)

Boundaries In the IPL as many as 1702 fours and 622 sixes were hit. Indicating, 40.50% of total runs were scored in the form of 4's and 22.22% runs in the form of 6's.
The most number of sixes were hit by Sanath Jayasuriya, here is a list of the others.

As many as 62.52% of runs were scored in the form of boundaries. Here is a list of players who have scored the maximum percentage of runs in the form of boundaries.

Here is a list of the batsmen with the maximum percentage of runs in the form of boundaries.

Mystery Players

Here is a list of players who made it to the team, time and again despite of repeated failures.

Although, the likes of Hafeez and Afridi played a part with the ball, and Rawat is a wicketkeeper their performances still left a lot to be desired.

The most surprising was the inclusion of Kaif and Kohli in 16 and 13 matches respectively despite of repeated failures.

Updated Rankings

2008-05-28T13:42:00.000-07:00

Shaun Marsh is sitting with a comfortable lead over the new number 2 batsman, Sanath Jayasuriya.
NK Patel with his match winning performance against Mumbai, and a swashbuckling fifty against Kings XI has managed to reach the 17th rank.

Yuvraj Singh has managed to reach the 19th rank with his 16 ball 49 against Rajasthan Royals.

Bowling:

In the bowling as well, there is a considerable gap between the Rank 1 and Rank2 players. Sohail Tanveer has managed to increase his lead in wickets while reducing his economy rate even further.
Irfan Pathan moves up to the 2nd spot thanks largely to his improved economy.

Morkel and Ganguly are the only 2 players to have made it to both the bowling and batting top 25.

Best Batsman Ranking - 25/5

2008-05-25T11:37:00.000-07:00

Ganguly has moved up 12 place to the 20th spot after his match winning 86* against Kings XI Punjab.

Marsh maintained his place at the top of the table after a 31 ball 40.

Best Bowlers in IPL!

2008-05-24T13:29:00.000-07:00

After the stupendous success (rolling eyes) of the Best Batsman rankings, here are the best bowler rankings. These rankings take into consideration the number of wickets taken, the economy rate and the average of the bowlers.

Sohail Tanveer's not only the top wicket taker in the tournament, he also has the best economy rate. It is no surprise thus, that he has a comfortable lead at the top of the table.

An interesting observation is that 9 of the top 10 bowlers come 3 teams (Rajasthan Royals, Delhi and Kings XI).

Disclaimer:
It goes without saying, that judging a bowler by taking into consideration only the above mentioned 3 parameters is not sufficient, especially considering the different roles and conditions under which the bowlers have to bowl.
However, because of the lack of better alternatives, this ranking does a fair job in illustrating how well (or badly) the bowlers have performed considering these widely accepted parameters.

Best Batsman Ranking - 25/5

2008-05-24T12:12:00.000-07:00

Major changes in the ranking after two high scoring games today. Jayasuriya moves up to the 3rd spot, while Smith moves into the top 10.

Chennai Super Kings have the most number of batsmen in the top 25 - five, followed by Deccan Chargers - 4.

Only one of the four teams playing tomorrow (now today) will be in semi-finals, but the other 3 teams still have a lot to play for.

Best batsman in IPL - Updated 24/5/2008

2008-05-23T12:29:00.000-07:00

SE Marsh after his 'Man of the Match' performance against the Deccan Chargers has moved up to the top slot in the best batsman rankings.

Rohit Sharma, Adam Gilchrist and Kumar Sangakkara have also moved up in their ranking following there performances.

Interesting Statistics - IPL

2008-05-21T16:52:00.001-07:00

Highest Percentage Of Runs Through SIXES!
All of us are well aware of who has hit the maximum number of sixes in IPL so far, but who has scored most percentage of runs through sixes, here is a ranking. (minimum eligibility criteria: 50 runs)

Highest Percentage Of Runs Through boundaries!
Here is a ranking of the maximum percentage of runs scored in the form of boundaries. (minimum eligibility criteria: 50 runs).

Interestingly Mohammad Hafeez despite of scoring 62.50% of his runs in the form of boundaries still only has an overall Strike Rate of 77.10.

Best Icon Player
While most of the icon players have failed to make an impression in the IPL so far, how exactly do they fair against each other .. Here is a comparison:

Best Batsman in IPL!

2008-05-21T12:42:00.000-07:00

In the recent past there have been way too many parameters of judging the best batsman in IPL so far. Newspapers and magazines have used the number of runs scored and the strike rate as the major factors indicating the success of a batsman (and rightly so).

Here is a consolidated Ranking of the top batsmen in IPL so far.

Surprises
To me the 2 major surprises are Ross Taylor at Rank 16 and Venugopal Rao at Rank 20.
However a look at their performances shows that Ross Taylor has an average of 37.25 along with the 3rd highest Strike Rate of 183.95, while Venugopal Rao has an average of 42.8 with a SR of 145.57.

Bottom of the Table
Of the 50 batsmen who have scored 100/more runs so far, the last 5 are

Process of Arriving at the ranking:

The basic criterion for arriving at the consolidated ranking are total runs scored, average and strike rate. Here are the individual rankings in each of these.

Total Runs Scored

Average

Strike Rate

By taking into consideration the all the 3 parameters, the overall ranking emerges. The major challenge in arriving at a consolidated ranking of this sort is that, the players who have played only 3-4 matches may have a very high strike rate/average which would be extremely hard to maintain in the long run (like Luke Pomersbach's average of infinity).

Thus all the 3 parameters are taken into consideration with a lower weightage to Strike Rate as compared to Total Runs Scored and Average.

Ranking - Runs, Average & SR

If the average is calculated by not considering the not outs, i.e. the average score a batsman scores when he comes out to bat. However, the ranking tends to favour the opening batsmen even more.

Ranking - Runs, Average per Inning & SR

And finally, combined ranking by factoring in both the parameters (along with Total Runs scored and SR) is the best means to arrive at a fair ranking of the batsmen.

Overall Ranking

Challenges
It is a tricky thing to arrive at a best batsmen ranking because each batsman has a different role to play in the team. The openers usually have time to play themselves in and have the luxury of the field restrictions to them in addition to the fact that they have the full quota of over to play (if they can that is). Its hardly a surprise then to see that the top 4 run getters as of now, are openers.

The middle order batsmen on the other hand, usually don't have all the time in the world, but they can end up 'not out' at the end of the innings which helps their average considerably.

Another factor is the fact that some teams are playing on grounds which are low scoring than the others. KKR for instance plays half its matches in Eden Gardens which has proved to be a low scoring venue and thus the batsmen may stand to lose out on high scores and thus a high rank.

Best Cricket Sledges

2006-03-28T21:04:00.000-08:00

Wiki refers to sledging as 'exchanging words with opposition player(s) which can put him(them) off their usual game; it is an attempt to "psych out" an opponent'. Cricket is a very interesting game, and sledging adds to it the extra spice that make it much more than just game.
Here is a compilation of the best sledging related incidents, witnessed in the history of cricket...

History
Sledging has always been a part of cricket.Even the great WG Grace did it. Once in an exhitbition match given out leg-before, he refused to walk and told the umpire: "They came to watch me bat, not you bowl". And the innings continued.

Grace's ability to stand his ground would have done Sunil Gavaskar proud. Once, when the ball knocked off a bail, he replaced it and told the umpire: "Twas the wind which took thy bail orf, good sir."
The umpire replied: "Indeed, doctor, and let us hope thy wind helps the good doctor on thy journey back to the pavilion."

The best WG Grace sledge was on him, though, not from him. Charles Kortright had dismissed him four or five times in a county game - only for the umpires to keep turning down his appeals. Finally, he uprooted two of Grace's three stumps. Grace stalled, as though waiting for a no-ball call or something, before reluctantly walking off with Kortright's words in his ears: "Surely you're not going, doctor? There's still one stump standing."

The Prasad Vs Sohail Incident : Hero to Zero in 3 easy steps
Chasing India's score of 287-8, pakistan got off to a flyer of a start, Amir Sohail and Saeed Anwar went about tearing the Indian bowling attack. Pakistan looked all set to win as they reached 110 odd for the loss of just 1 wicket within the 15 overs.
1. Play a Great Shot: Amir Sohail was completely bent on demolishing the Indian bowling to pieces, charging down the track to the faster bowlers (if u can call Prasad that) in this particular case he came down the ground (a good 4-5 steps, anymore and he would have hit Prasad too) and slashed the bowl over vacant off side area... the ball disappeared into the fence in a flash ... what followed has since been etched in the memories of every cricket fan in the subcontinent.
2. Act Oversmart: Amir Sohail is no Miandad. But he tries to be,and fails miserably. Sohail after hitting the shot pointed his bat the area where the bowl had disappeared and then towards Prasad apparently gesturing where he will send the next one.
Its not everyday that you see a batsman sledging the bowler, and Sohail was about to learn just why.

3. Get what you called for: Sohail attempting to repeat the shot (albeit with his feet stuck to the ground this time) made room and exposed his stumps, and his weakness, and in return lost his wicket and his face.
As the wicket lay uprooted, Prasad returned the favour to Sohail, pointing to the pavilion this time.
The comeback was truly remarkable, almost a miracle .... Prasad has bowled thousands of deliveries and taken hundereds of wickets in his career but, it was this one granted him a place in the History of Indian Cricket .. for ever... the ghost of Miandad's last ball six was exorcised, once and for all.

You can also watch the video of the incident.

Steve Waugh Vs Curtly Ambrose Episode.
It really does not get any bigger than this, the two legends of cricket came face to face, literally and engrossed in a verbal duel in a test match in Trinidad. All the juicy details were not to be known until Steve Waugh came out with his autobiography.

Ambrose repeatedly stared Waugh down during a searing spell, and Waugh, who sized up the towering Ambrose, said: "What the f*ck are you looking at? "
Ambrose was stunned because, as Waugh says (in his Autobiography), "no one had ever been stupid enough" to speak to him like that.
Ambrose replied, "Don't cuss me, man", before Waugh's response, which had nothing to do with bowling.
"Unfortunately, nothing inventive or witty came to mind, rather another piece of personal abuse: 'Why don't you go and get f*cked.' "
The Windies skipper Richie Richardson had a hard time keeping Ambrose from hurting the Aussie.

McGrath Vs Brandes
In a showdown of best pacers of two countries, Brandes made up for his complete absence of batting skills by some displaying some great sense of humor and presence of mind.
Aussie paceman Glenn McGrath was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball. McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?"
Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit."
Even the Aussie slip fielders were in hysterics.

Viv Richards v Greg Thomas
This incident took place during a county championship match between Glamorgan and Somerset.
Glamorgan quickie Greg Thomas had beaten Viv Richards' bat a couple of times and informed the legendary West Indian ace: "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering."
The very next ball was given the King Viv treament and smashed out of the ground, into a river - at which point Richards piped up: "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."

Merv Hughes and Viv Richards:
Merv Hughes usually never short of a word while on the field, rarely keeps quite. During a test match in the West Indies Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f*ck off."

Sachin Tendulkar Vs Abdul Qadir
The

year was 1989, the little master had recently made his debut in Pakistan.Sachin not even old enough to get a driving licence Sachin Tendulkar was facing the best bowlers in the business. As the Pakistani crows jeered and mocked Sachin holding out the placards saying ""Dudh Pita Bhachcha ..ghar jaake dhoodh pee", (hey kid, go home and drink milk), Sachin sent the then young leg spinner Mustaq Ahmed hiding for cover (he had hit two sixes in one over. The frustaded mentor of Mustaq Ahmed the legendary Abdul Qadir challenges Sachin saying "Bachchon ko kyon mar rahe ho? Hamein bhi maar dikhao` (`Why are you hitting kids? Try and hit me.`).
Sachin was silent, since then we all have come to know that he lets his bat do the talking. Abdul Quadir had made a simple request and Sachin obliged, and how. Sachin hit 4 sixes in the over, making the spinner look the kid in the contest. The over read 6, 0, 4, 6 6 6, David had felled Goliath ... and a legend was born.

Ian Healy Vs RANatunga
Ian Healy's made a legendary comment which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c*nt!"

McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan:
Sarwan, the West Indies vice-captain, and McGrath went toe-to-toe in an ugly shouting match in Antigua in May 2003, The incident was sparked after Sarwan, on his way to a match-winning second-innings century, reportedly reacted to lurid taunts from McGrath by telling him he should get the answers from his wife, who was recovering from radiation therapy for secondary cancer. The details :

McGrath: "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck taste like?"

Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife."

McGrath (losing it): "If you ever F*&king mention my wife again, I'll F*cking rip your F*fing throat out."

Mark Waugh Vs Adam Parore
Mark Waugh was standing at second slip, Adam Parore relatively new to cricket came to the crease played & missed the first ball.
Mark Waugh- "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then, you're fu*king useless now".
Parore- (Turning around) "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb c*nt".

Ravi shastri v/s Mike Whitney:
Its common knowledge that Indian's usually don't resort to sledging, and the Aussies swear by it. In this rare ocassion the tables had turned and it was the Aussies who were at the receiving end.
Shastri hits the ball towards Mike Whitney (the 12th man in the game) and looks for a single, this guy gets the ball in and says
Whitney: "If you leave the crease i’ll break your f***ing head"
Shastri didn't bat an eyelid before replying : "If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the f***ing 12th man"

Merv Hughes Vs Cronje
Merv Hughes was one of the greatest exponents of the fine "art" of sledging. Once during a tour game in South Africa Hughes was bowling to Hansie Cronje . It was an especially flat wicket and Cronje was hitting Hughes for fours and sixes all over the place.
After the umpteenth boundary, Hughes headed down the pitch, stood near Cronje, let out a fart and said: "Try hitting that for six." It was five minutes before the guffawing stopped and play could resume.

Robin Smith and Merv Hughes
During 1989 Lords Test, Merv Hughes said to Robin Smith after he played and missed: "You can't f*cking bat".
Simth replied, both with the bat and with words, he smashed Hughes to the boundry and said "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f*cking bat and you can't f*cking bowl."

Team mates Sledging :S
England were playing Pakistan and, at what turned out to be a crucial moment later on, Frank Tyson managed to get an outside edge off a Pakistani batsman after the batsman had been frustrating them on a hot sweaty day. The ball went right through the hands of Raman Subba Rao who was standing in first slip and through his legs. After the over Raman heads over to the bowler and says, "Sorry Frank, I should've closed my legs." Frank Tyson, who didn't find any of this amusing, quipped back, "No, you bastard, your mother should have."

Ian Healy Vs a Short chubby batsman:
In one of the tour matches in South Africa, Australia played Hansie Cronje's province. Cronje was at the non strikers end, there was a short chubby batsman on strike.
Ian Healy yelled to Warne, "Bowl a Mars Bar half way down...We'll get him stumped"
The Aussies and Cronje were all in hysterics, all this was before a classic reply from the batsman.
The exact words: "Nah, Boonie (David Boon) fielding at short leg will be onto it before I can move."

Miandad Vs Lillee: The 'brats' clash:

Miandad played Lillee to square leg and completed an easy run, with a collision taking place in the center. According to Miandad, Lillee had tried to block him in the path. After a verbal exchange, Lillee went ahead and kicked Miandad on his pads. Miandad, started charging towards Lillee with his bat lifted high above the head, as if to hit him. The umpire’s intervention prevented what could have turned out to be a real assault had Miandad gone head with his plans. However, the picture of Miandad hurling his bat at Lillee made the whole incident look even worse, and was promptly declared as the most indignified incident in the history of Cricket.
Lillee’s version, to this day, had Miandad first hitting him with the bat, and then swearing at him. He maintained that there was no contact from his side throughout the incident.

Note: The author is awsare if the fact that this incident has nothing to do with sledging, but found the temptation of mentioning the episode was too hard to resist.

The Frog Jumping incident, 1992 India Vs Pakistan: India vs Pakistan matches are always a treat to watch, and if its the World Cup its stakes are even greater. Javed Miandad, the Bad boy of cricket, at the receiving end for once. Miffed by the verbals from Kiran More, he complains “Insaan khel rahe hain janwaar nahin” (Human beings are playing not animals). And after a sharp run out chance, where Miandad closely survives Miandad starts jumping up and down, face distorted imitating Kiran More’s appealing. A sight to behold. Pure comedy. Pakistan loses the match but go on to win the cup.
'I did it instinctively', Miandad later told. He added, 'Hey, is this the way you appeal for everything? Don't appeal like that'. You can also watch the video of the incident.

Dropped the Cup?
Perhaps the most famous sledge in a World Cup match took place the epic Super Six clash between Australia and South Africa (in 2003). South Africa looked on course to a routine victory with Australian captain Steve Waugh at the crease and on 56. At that stage, Waugh clipped the ball in the air straight to South African fielder Herschelle Gibbs. In his haste, Gibbs dropped the ball when attempting to throw it in the air in celebration as he had not fully controlled it. As he passed him, Waugh is said to have asked Gibbs: "How does it feel to have dropped the World Cup?". Waugh carried on to make an unbeaten 120 and Australia posted an unlikely win and won the World Cup a few days later.
Waugh has however denied that quote, instead claiming that he said "looks like you've dropped the match".

Hughes Vs Miandad
The inimitable Merv Hughes has forgotten more about sledging than most people will ever know, so he was more than a little miffed to be on the receiving end in the 1991 Adelaide Test against Pakistan. Hughes and Javed Miandad almost came to blows after the Pakistani batsman dared to call big Merv a "fat bus conductor". But revenge was sweet for Hughes. A few balls later he finally got his man and as Miandad walked past, he could not resist shouting "Tickets, please!"

Dennis Lillee Vs Sunil Gavaskar
Dennis Lillee and Sunil Gavaskar, were involved in a war of words in the 3rd Test, MCG, February 1981. A historic win for India in that Test would definitely not have taken place had Sunil Gavaskar not calmed down. He clashed with Australian fast bowler Dennis Lillee, who Gavaskar claims abused him after claiming his wicket and the Indian captain asked non-striker Chetan Chauhan to walk off the field, forfeiting the match. Gavaskar was batting on 70 when Lillee appealed for a leg before decision. Gavaskar showed his bat to the umpire, indicating he had ‘nicked’ the ball before it hit his pads. Angry words were exchanged between the batsman and the bowler, and Lillee even went to the extent of pointing to the batsman the spot where the ball had his pads. The decision went in favour of the bowler and as Gavaskar started his long, dejected walk back to the pavilion, Lillee turned around and abused him. That was it. Gavaskar snapped, and decided to forfeit the match.
Later, Gavaskar was to write in his book ‘Idols’: “That (the walkout) was the most regrettable incidents of my life. Whatever may be the provocation and whatever the reason, there was no justification for my action and I realize now that I did not behave the way a captain and sportsman should.”

Flintoff Vs Tino Best
Best, never short of a word or two when he is bowling, was done up like a kipper by the England all-rounder as West Indies slumped to defeat in the first Test. Flintoff saw his opponent preparing to face Giles' off-spin and shouted: "Watch the windows, Tino!" The wind-up had the desired effect, causing Best to come charging out of his crease like a man possessed. He took a wild swing at the ball, missed and was promptly stumped by Geraint Jones. Not a broken window in sight. Flintoff could not contain himself and spent the next five minutes giggling like a teenager, as Best sat on the balcony rueing his stupidity.

Viv Richards to Gavaskar:
Gavaskar had decided to relinquish his opening position and come in at no 4 for that test. But, Malcolm Marshall fired out Anshuman Gaekwad and Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, setting the stage for Gavaskar to walk in at 0/2.And he thought there would be less pressure! Viv Richards says "Man, it don't matter where you come in to bat, the score is still zero."

Steve Waugh and Parthiv Patel
Amidst all the hype surrounding his farewell match, Steve Waugh had to contend with an unexpected dose of his own medicine from a player half his age.
As Waugh fought a grim battle to stave off defeat in the series-deciding fourth Test in Sydney, 19 year-old Indian wicket-keeper Parthiv Patel tried to unsettle the veteran batsman through some banter.
The baby-faced Patel egged on the 38 year-old stalwart to play one of his sweep shots one last time.
The India 'keeper was saying, 'Come on, just one more of the famous slog-sweeps before you finish'
Waugh replied: 'Look, show a bit of respect. You were in nappies when I debuted 18 years ago'.

Rod Marsh and Ian Botham:
When Botham took guard in a Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife and my kids?"

Trueman and Aussie batsman
In an England v Australia Test during early 1960's Trueman was fielding close to the gate from the pavilion. As a new batsman came out he turned to shut the gate, Trueman said "Don't bother son, you won't be out there long enough."

Daryll Cullinan and Shane Warne.
As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.

Adam Parore and Daryll Cullinan
Because Cullinan is well known for being Warne's bunny, New Zealand keeper Parore greeted the South African, carefully playing the first ball from kiwi Chris Harris, with a cry of: "Bowled Warnie!"

Malcolm Marshall and David Boon
Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall: "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?"

James Ormond and Mark Waugh
James Ormond had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was greeted by MarkWaugh……..
Mark : “F*ck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there’s no way you’re good enough to play for England”
James: “Maybe not, but at least i’m the best player in my family”

Waugh Vs Jamie Siddons
In a Sheffield Shield game between NSW and SA, a Waugh twin (not sure which) was taking an enternity to take guard, asking the umpire for centre, middle and leg, two legs - the whole lot. Then he steps away towards leg side and has another look around the field, before re checking centre.
Jamie Siddons is at slip, and decided enough is enough. He yells out."For christ sake, it's not a 'f*cken test match."
Waugh replies: "Of course it isn't ... You're here."

Mother (in law) of all sledges:
In the 1980's Ian Botham returned early from a tour of Pakistan, and on radio joked "Pakistan is the sort of country to send your mother in-law to." Needless to say the Pakistanis did not find this amusing, and when Pakistan defeated England in the 1992 World Cup Final, Aamer Sohail told Ian Botham "Why don't you send your mother-in-law out to play, she cannot do much worse."

Rod Marsh & Ian Botham
Australian wicket-keeper Rod Marsh, to English batsman Ian Botham: "So how's your wife and my kids?"
The reply "The wife's fine, the kids are retarded"

Mike Boucher Sledging Tatendra Taibu

Boucher to Taibu "What are you averaging? You must know your average...9...10. Maybe 9.5, so we'll give you 10."
Watch the whole incident in this video ..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bm6bpAlgDL0

Kumar Sangakkara to Shaun Pollock
In the 2003 World Cup, the hosts South Africa are struggling at 149/5 chasing 120 in 125 Balls. In walks the local hero Shaun Pollock.
Sangakkara goes :
"Under pressure is the skippy here eh? ... is going to let the whole country down if he fails here .. lots of expectations here fellows .. weight of all the expectations here fellows . 42 million supporters here depending on Shaun."
"We don't complain when we lose away, man," ... "We don't cry like in Morocco [where Sri Lanka had beaten South Africa in the final of a one-day competition in August] and say 'this not our conditions, this is not our conditions' and go to the press conference and say the same. Fucking joke. If you win, be gracious, man. Otherwise it's shit. Graceful, man, graceful, Shaun. Learn it."..

Barmy Army Vs Shane Warne
England's "Barmy Army" recently decided to sledge leg spinner Shane Warne musically, and it has been described as boorishly personal, but effective.

The sledge was based on Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - the "Where's your poppa gone?" Song. It has been converted to "Where's your missus gone?" (Warne had recently been divorced ith ife)

Virendra Sehwag Vs Shoaib Akhtar
After having left a few short pitched deliveries in a test match, the frustrated Shoiab Akhtar urged Sehwag to play the pull shot. The reply "Tu bowling kar raha hai, ya bheek mang raha hai?" (are you bowling, or begging?)

Special Mention:
Inzamam-ul-Haq once told Brett Lee to "stop bowling off spinners".

In the recent Karachi Test when Irfan Pathan came to bat in 2nd Innings Afridi shouted two times " O mera Shehzada aaya ! " (Oh! my prince has come)

Credits:
I would like to thank Akshay Menon, Arnab, Vivek Sivam and a certain MAXI for their inputs :)